
They are tiny, clambering, clawing, incredibly useful nightmares… That you can dress up in fun hats. Who doesn’t love these creepy little fellas? The Messengers do exactly what their name implies, popping up with messages and information left behind by other players in the area. His story is essentially the hero’s journey turned on its head-maybe better, since Odysseus sure couldn’t solve environmental puzzles by removing his own head. He was lauded as a hero anyway, but was eventually resurrected and given a chance to properly earn the title and reputation he’d been given. He was knighted for being a good storyteller more than for being a worthy combatant, and so he naturally met a very swift end when he was thrown into the middle of a proper battle. Sir Daniel’s not the most capable hero you’ll ever play, but he’s not without his charms. Like werewolves, skeletons appear in games most often as a horde of literally faceless enemies meant to be mowed down en route to a more substantial threat, but that doesn’t mean there haven’t been more than a few memorable exceptions. No, I’m talking about skeletons, the grim yet occasionally hilarious reminders of our own mortality.
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I’m not even talking about the part of us that wants to leave snarky comments at the end of a list article where the author maybe jerked us around a bit too long in the introductory paragraph because she doesn’t know how to end a series of metaphors strongly enough. I’m not talking about the dark impulses we suppress in order to function in society, nor am I talking about the little devil sitting on your shoulder if you happen to be a cartoon character. There’s a monster inside us all, just waiting to emerge.
